TOC of a Diary

Ch 01 A List of things I was right about.
Ch 02 My future goals and other delusions
Ch 03 Unsolicited leadership and organizational planning advice (You’re doing it wrong)
Ch 04 Reasons I’m leaving __________.
Ch 05 My research on dumpster fires and shit sandwiches
Ch 06 The obligatory chapter where I blame my mother for anything/everything
Ch 07 An introduction to playing fast and loose with words, and the art of being perceived
Ch 08 Women’s horror: a collection of one-sentence- stories of working in academia.
Ch 09 Things that are a waste of my time
Ch 10 Reasons I’m unpublished, despite my semi-best, half-assed efforts
Ch 11 Stuff I drew
Ch 12 My hopeless attempts at (self) love
Ch 13 Bad Bunny lyrics I’m trying to learn
Ch 14 Things I’ve said that others told me were too esoteric
Ch 15 Maladaptive daydreams and comebacks I shoulda, woulda, coulda said.
Ch 16 Oversharing, nihilistic humor, and other hobbies
Ch 17 Things I’ve never wanted to know
Ch 18 Unofficial sociolinguistic analysis of our communications
Ch 19 The secret ingredient, revealed
Ch 20 Failed attempts at evicting my inner child
Ch 21 Schadenfreude and other terrible admissions
Ch 22 Arguments I’ve lost with stupid people
Ch 23 Women’s horror: one-sentence short stories part 2: Mansplains
Ch 24 Chanclas y Conchas– my origin story as a 姐姐 in a mixed culture family
Ch 25 All the premonitions I’ve ever had that came true
Ch 26 How to spot the healthy ego, insecure ego and the inflated ego in a diagram of woodland creatures.
Ch 28 Things I’m proud of, but too ashamed to tell anyone
Ch 29 The sacred beauty of mornings
Ch 31 Times my cat was a little jerk face.
Ch 30 Opening a jar of pickles on the phone and other inside jokes iykyk
Ch 32 Things I wish I could say without losing our friendship.